It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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