also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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