Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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