the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
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No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
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Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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