it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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