what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
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he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
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Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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