We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
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It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
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I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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