Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
May the power of my ass compel you!!
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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