It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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