After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
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New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
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This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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