Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
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I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
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Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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