Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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