How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
accomplished twins. life is a go
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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