The maid of honor just puked.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
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She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
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Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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