just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
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Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
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That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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