Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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