i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
im on a boat
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