It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
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