I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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