I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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