eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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