he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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