then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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