i need an iv and a liver transplant
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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