Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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