Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I accidentally had phone sex last night
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
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I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
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Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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