just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
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