My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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