u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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