If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
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can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
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I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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