Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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