your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
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he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
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Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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