Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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