i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Use "feeling words"
Yay
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Randomize
