You made me cry and you don't even care
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
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So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
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Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
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