I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
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First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
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Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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