do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
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what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
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I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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