oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
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As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
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And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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