What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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