can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
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yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
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this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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