fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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