i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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