butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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