Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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