it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
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I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
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Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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