bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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