uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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