im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
It's never too late to be topless.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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