I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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