she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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