belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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