New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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