You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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