Don't you send me to vm
I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
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we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
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Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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