For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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