girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
